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ATARAXION: cr chart
some cut their sandwiches into triangles, i cut mine into deadly ninja stars because i am prepared
its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future
i dont want to hear your excuses, or anything else you have to say, i want to hear a cool song about me and my life ☆
i cant imagine how you must feel right now, im busy imagining cool things like driving a motorcycle and having dinosaurs as pets ☆
if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on
maybe you all should spend less time puting a bunch of weapons into a cannon and firing it at me and more time being respectful
taking off my neutral sweater and putting on my chaos sweater, who knows what sweater i will put on next
penny for my thoughts? not on my watch, you want the words from my head you better pony up the big cash
we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we'll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it
if you want something done you have to just forget about it and move on with your life, theres no point in expecting anything from anyone
i have been bitten by 96% of the worlds animals and i dont care about anything
stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons
i dont care if this offends you but once i get my long sparkling mermaid hair everyone else will basically become worthless
you hear the term 'full moon' a lot but you never hear the term 'full sun' because the sun is mainly full of shit. fuck that piece of trash
at the end of the day who is truly to blame, me, or countless others
if i had a gun i would shoot spiderman out of the sky no questions asked. i dont care
the simple fact of the matter is there has been no factual proof that me firing my gun at the sun has any effect on global climate change
if the magic spells i wrote dont work its because you dont believe in them enough. no refunds
every single god damn one of you is going to find out what a real april fool looks like when i do the dumbest thing that has ever been done
once again i am not included in the list of the world's most successful people because of my complete lack of success, bias at its finest.
dont speak i know just what youre saying, something about how beautiful and strong i am probably
when i see a cloud in the shape of stupid shit that i hate it makes me so angry until i see a good shape cloud like a duck or dinosaur shape
We Drank Liquid Mercury & You Won't Believe The Consequences, The Science Behind The Worst Pain We Will Feel Today
cant live in ribcage of dinosaur skeleton at the museum, cant live in giant inflatable gorilla at the caryard. no place for me in this world
we can pretend the chickens have come home to roost until the cows come home but the sad truth is all our farm animals escaped
what if i started making problems what would happen, probably thousands of things, probably thousands of hundreds of things ☆
sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us
thanks to candle magic and protection spells i dont need health insurance, car insurance, or to look where i am going
you have to be cruel to be kind, no wait the other thing, you have to do nice things. phew, could have caused a lot of problems ☆
i have to lay low for a while, by that i mean lay on the ground and not move
im sure youre wondering how i get such perfectly styled hair, the truth is i fire a gun at it every morning until it looks good as hell
every time they discover a new species of frog i forget an old species of frog just to piss off the scientists, they are going to be so mad
in a way aren't we all responsible for my actions ☆
when i get impaled on a sharp metal i just remember the good times before i was impaled on metal. its called positive thinking
i survived everything the world threw at me except the knives, saw blades and acid
hurtling forward, crashing through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, for no reason
close, but no cigar, you could have got a cigar but not good enough, the cigar was almost yours now youre not getting it, cigarless for sure ☆
tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it
yeah as soon as that caterpillar went into the cocoon i knew there was going to be a butterfly coming out of it, not much of a surprise
setting aside the incredibly statistically unlikely approximations that we'd crash into something ☆